1. I love your books. Where do I send fan mail?
    My email addy is posted in the "Contact" section.
  2. Your writing is derivative twaddle, Knight. Where do I send hate mail?
    I haven't the slightest idea.
  3. Where can I get signed copies of your books?
    Uncle Hugo's in Minneapolis usually has a few around, which you can order through Abebooks.com.
  4. Where can I meet you in person?
    I list public appearances on the first entry of my blog. At private appearances I only appear nude from the waist up.
  5. Who is your agent?
    John Silbersack, Trident Media Group LLC, New York, NY, that wonderful town.